Dear Guests,

We love having you visit however by the time you leave we love that you are leaving. Here are a few polite pieces of advise for you so that you are assured another invite to our humble abode:

• If you block the loo 5 times in 10 days you are obviously flushing something that you should not...hello we are on our own septic system over here!
• It is very hot in NH and you need to drink lots of water to stay hydrated. Drinking a litre of wine each every night causes heat stroke & dehydartion....doesnt it???
• We wear baseball hats and sunblock for a reason...so we do not burn! Hope you enjoyed your visit to the First Aid tent for 2 hours at the fair.
• Unfortunatley factor 5-8 sunblock will just not so it over here. We use at least 30 -50 UPF and we still tan. Oh dear did you burn again????
• Yes we do have bugs and no you will not die from that bite.
• Please shut the screen doors & do not walk through them as it really increase your chances of being bitten.  
• Why do your kids not eat anything yet they have pop tarts in their rooms?

On the more positive side.

• Thank you for the english chocloate.
• Thank you for the pear drops.
• Thank you for the wine gunes.

See you next year!