8.10pm a converstion between number 2 & I on his way to bed.
" I do not want to be a Russian KGB for Halloween."
"OK what are you thinking of then?" whilst screaming inside.
"An English butler."
"Oh" what the f... is what is going through my mind!
"Just wear my old suit jacket, a dickie bow, carry a tray & speak like I do!"
"Oh & thanks mum you are the best!"