Once upon a time there was a gorgeous girl who worked in a company with lots of rules and passwords in perfect smiley land. Everyday was a smiley day with helpful people and happy attitudes.
Some of her collegues had worked there all their lives and they were due to retire. They had never been out of the country, tasted lamb or been to the local city a whole 2 hours away!
Gorgeous girl was full of life, had travelled all over the world and had worked at differant types of careers. The local smiley people thought she was "unstable."
One perfect day in smiley land, gorgeous girl was called in to see the boss....let's call him fishface. He asked where her hosiery was......hmmm a bit personal! She said "what do you mean?" He advised her that although she was wearing trousers and clogs she was showing 3 inches of leg! Apparently that is not appropriate until May 1st as per the rules & regulations of the land!
Hello we are in 2010!!
Well whoever knew!
So she christened May 1st "whip'em off day!"
I wonder when she will have to put them back on again!
WTF am I doing here she wondered................................