No I have not been sacked well not yet anyway!
Can you believe that Kraft have bought out my darling, most yummiest, "comforting in my hour of need" Cadburys chocolate?
Oh my god! What a disastrous start to the day!
Cadburys in the UK is a family business that has been kindled with loving care. Oh please do not let Kraft with their plastic cheese crucify what they have established over all of these years!
I am tempted to fly over to the UK and buy hundreds of pounds of Cadburys before it has that god damn awful molasses added to it and the customer service department are based in India!
People of Cadburys land my thoughts are with you!